Vaxed


I've been vaxed, taxed and waxed*,
trashed*, smashed* and rashed.

Rolled over, bowled over and hashed*,
screwed, misconstrued, and blued.
But never hacked*, attacked or whacked.

I've been cheated, mistreated and deleted*,
diseased, uneased, and seized*.
But never flopped, popped* or pleased.

I've been rejected, dejected, down and out*.
But never rich, a bitch* or threw the switch.

I've been downtrodden, forgotten and rotten*,
plumb broke*, in a yoke* and lost a joke.
But never looked back, lacked or attacked.

When it's over for this rover,
it's going to be over and done.

I'm vaxed and have faxed*,
my last will and testament run.

*****

*Not really


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Ouch! Will never do that!
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Trying a little something different that
still rhymes. Pulling a leg for pun fun.

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