Honey Do
Honey, do you love me?
Do you love me true?
That's what I'll say to you,
when we say our wedding vows,
if only that diamond you'll give me,
by the stream, under pine boughs.
Honey, do you think that our wedding,
should be the grandest in the land?
That we spend more than anyone,
so that I will feel special, not bland?
Honey, do you think we should,
honeymoon in Monaco,
where all the royalty go?
Or Mustique to party,
with those in the know?
Honey, do buy me a mansion,
in the latest style and taste.
If you don't do that for me,
you'll find me forever chaste.
Honey, do get that job I told you about,
we need the money or go bankrupt.
Or you could go into politics,
and be just a little corrupt.
Honey, do get me that divorce,
you can't pay any of our bills.
Hide out in your man cave if you want,
but you can't escape by those thrills.
Honey, do the things you used to do.
Do the things you did so well.
Do the things I wanted you to,
that made me feel so swell.
Honey Do List (Source Unknown)
My partner often says, "I wish I
had a man around the house."
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