Seems a possible fraudulent charge,
On my funny money plastic card.

Has been canceled in a hurry,
By the bank's own safeguard.

Automatically pay my bills that way,
So, I have to inform everyone that I pay.

But all their websites have new rules,
All of them requiring complicated tools.

Denying me more often than not,
requiring me to call an AI idiot.

Just when I think I may be all done,
Oops, forgot there's another one.

Head feels much clearer now,
Just writing this poem somehow.