Chevy Chasing
In the quiet American town of Chevy Chase,
there's been a big uproar at the fair,
an invasion of Chevrolet resto-mods,
to the Contours De Elegance there
They used to like Alec Baldwin's work,
but now wish Chevy Chase would return,
but Chevy is too busy going on vacation,
with American pie movies that earn.
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
but the levee was flooded high.
with my personal close, powder dry,
swam that sucker, do or die!
On every American Main Street.
you'll find Chevys cruising their sweet.
so polished and clean one could eat,
like eye candy made American treat.
Chevy was always the American dream,
like apple pie, blonde bikini girl, whip cream.
If ever my heavy Chevy would go away,
I'd jump in a Ford and suicide that day!
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My 1973 Monte Carlo That I Gave to My Nephew in 2004
This version is for Chevrolet purists who cheat by,
while making their rides look authentic, update
engines, drivetrains and suspensions for a better
ride and more power.
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