Who broke it,
I'm trying to figure out?
But it must be broken,
to hear that guy shout?

Is it going to happen to me,
or in my neighborhood?
Probably very soon I see,
and that is not very good.

So I turned off my TV,
never to watch news again,
but my friends keep texting,
to go online where they've been.

There's a guy there,
with all the answers,
to all my deepest doubts.
And he's telling us the truth,
so angry that he shouts.

"The system is broken,
and we must fix it now!"
He speaks with such conviction,
even the when and the how.

All I have to do,
is to follow him and be loyal.
And he will solve all my problems,
and let the broken news boil.

So glad I have a savior,
to soothe my achy breaky head.
Our broken world is fixed again,
but, I soon will be dead.