You see, my life had been stressed enough,
with what the Internet brought and stuff.

I put him to work to remove all my worry,
he said, don't worry, I'll take care of it in a hurry.

To my amazement, my worries were all gone,
He did it in about 15 minutes, his price, a song.

So, I sang him a song to his delight,
and he sang it back better than I heard,
the hit singer/songwriter sing it last night.

He told me, Go, vacation the rest of your life.
Free yourself from all that worry, panic and strife.

I said, Thank you, and booked a plane.
Free from all worries and no one to blame.

On an Indian Ocean Island, I checked on my stuff,
It seems my new assistant had acquired my duff.

My identity and stuff were all gone. I didn't exist,
I dove into the ocean and sealed the twist.