I'm told there's a drug for that.

A drug for sickness and for health,
A drug for poverty and one for wealth.
A drug for lazy and one for stealth.

I'm told there's a drug for that.

A drug for this and a drug for that,
A drug that's become old hat.
A drug for up and a drug for down.
A drug for happy and one for frown.

A drug for everything under the sun,
So don't complain if you're not having fun.
Just get the right drug and you'll be OK.
At least that's what the ads say.

And there's a side effect for that!