AI for Nothing


[Verse 1]
Oh, that's the way to do it,
No need to be workin',
Makin' money with free AI.

That's the way to do it now,
Sit back and stream TV.

Maybe get a sore back sittin',
Maybe get eye strain, too.

No more carpal tunnel syndrome,
Typin' too much for you.

[Chorus]
We gotta make more microchips,
We gotta build more data centers,
We gotta make more robots/droids,
Gotta make more self-flying cars.

[Verse 2]
See that little best-selling author?
The one still in high school?
Little weasel got his own flying car,
With AI doing it, he's a billionaire.

See that Pulitzer Prize winning poet?
He didn't even lift a pen or type a key.
That's the way you do it now,
Tell AI to do it for you, then wait and see.

[Interlude]
Yeah, watch the money roll in for free,
(techno music)

[Chorus]
We gotta make more microchips,
We gotta build more data centers,
We gotta make more robots/droids,
Gotta make more self-flying cars.

[Verse 3]
Gotta get me one a them fem androids,
No more menopause bitching for me.
Do my bidding without any complaint,
That's the way I want to see.

She can make the money on AI for me,
No more worries, as far as I can see.
She's worth the money, way up front.

No better way to get it easy and free.

[Interlude]
Yeah, she can do it for ya, huh,
No chicks for me.

(techno music)

[Chorus]
We gotta make more microchips,
We gotta build more data centers,
We gotta make more robots/droids,
Gotta make more self-flying cars.

Just look at all them lazy dudes,
Just livin' easy like taking ‘ludes.
Rakin' in the money like no regret,
Chicks doin' same sans those rudes.

Floating in space fat and sassy,
A pill for that to make you classy.

Money from AI to make you free,
Isn't that what heaven supposed to be?

We gotta make more microchips,
We gotta build more data centers,
We gotta make more robots/droids,
Gotta make more self-flying cars.

Gotta make more chips.
make truer life-like AI.

Gotta make more fly,
make more creamy pie.

Gotta make more droids.
make more hot flash cash.

Gotta get to Mars just to see,
What's in it for me, hah?

(techno music)


Mark

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of Dire Straits. Chorus co-authored by Sting.

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