I should take heed and pay up quick,
or my credit and reputation would take a lick.

It seems when I travel the road these days,
the county mountie takes a cut in sneaky ways.

With camera and computer they mark my path,
and if I don't pay up quick, I get their wrath.

Seems I didn't travel that way at all,
so I made the attorney a friendly call.

After much pressing 1 and 2 to reach the place,
a friendly old woman reviewed my case.

It seemed I'd violated in an egregious way.
I had no choice but to cough up and pay.

I told her I never in my life traveled that way,
I apologized for my anger and refused to pay.

Just got a notice texted to my phone today,
notifying me in red letters, SWAT is on the way.