When a news person says, impact,
he/she is telling the absolute truth.
So emotional they can't help but cry,
like being punched by the uncouth.

New graduate hopes to impact the world,
making a lot of money to pack the wallet.
Especially by joining pacts with money,
ramming displeasure down our gullet.

When the impact of becoming pregnant,
finally reaches the young girl's mind,
she is leaving the first trimester,
already, two months behind.

So, if you are one of those impacted,
by one of those very serious claims,
get on the phone with the lawyers,
with a ready line of serious blames.

There's nothing like an exaggeration,
even if it's only an impacted tooth,
to go back with a gun to impact the one,
who spread the lie that wasn't the truth.

If you are impacted by this poem,
I'm sorry that I've told you so.
Just replace impacted with affected,
you will be ready to get up and go.