Mar-a-Lago is an over evaluated club,
so here is the rub, the rub a dub, dub.
If you're caught doing it, it's called fraud.
Maybe better than accused by a broad.

A hurricane is humping out Bermuda way,
after doing it to Puerto Rico the other day.
Watch out, Gulf Coast, it's coming to play,
with flood, wind and misery here to stay.

Putin is shootin' wildly from the hip,
to destroy Ukraine with more than just lip.
Jerking around with a nasty nuclear flip,
Armageddon waiting below that iceberg's tip.