They used to like Alec Baldwin's work,
but now wish Chevy Chase would return,
but Chevy is too busy going on vacation,
with American pie movies that earn.

Drove my Chevy to the levee,
but the levee was flooded high.
with my personal close, powder dry,
swam that sucker, do or die!

On every American Main Street.
you'll find Chevys cruising their sweet.
so polished and clean one could eat,
like eye candy made American treat.

Chevy was always the American dream,
like apple pie, blonde bikini girl, whip cream.
If ever my heavy Chevy would go away,
I'd jump in a Ford and suicide that day!