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Braking for Hey Zeus


Emergency braking on tow truck climb,
is certainly a necessary lifesaving evil.

When need over, why "emergency brake on,"
warning seems to be the workings of the devil.

For the devil, we couldn't find the place,
that pulled the emergency brake on.

So, we called the guy from Zeus Towing,
who did it, and were told, "He's gone!"

My heavens, where in the hell did he go?
"A van fell on him yesterday, don't you know?"

"An emergency brake failed, He's gone.
You'll get nothing out of him calling Zeus."

So, we are deep in Internet gumbo once again,
manual has no picture of the lever or where.

So, I'm calling all angels out there to help me,
show me where the emergency brake is there.

I assure you my mechanic is a godsend guy,
looked everywhere and scratched his head, why?


Easy

Easy Fix? for Emergency Brake Light On Courtesy Andrew Does Life

Got towed yesterday. The "Emergency Brake On" alert stayed
on. Our mechanic couldn't find the emergency brake handle/
release/button so we could release it. Why I wrote this
humorous, tongue-in-cheek, poem. No tow truck guys were
harmed in any way during this poem.

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