Why We Lie
Man/woman was not designed to stand 24/7.
He/she must lie prostrate half of his/her time,
under God's great canopy of heaven.
Besides, before there was a chair,
But there is an inherent danger,
We politely say, "He/she went to sleep."
So much for the midnight snack...
We politely say, "I slept with her/him,
If you thought this poem was about lying,
Best Way to Get Some Rest on a Crowded
A little fun with the double meaning of lying 6/29/17