Turkey Shoot

Turkey went a hunting,
And he did go, to a drive-in picture show. 
Lots of popcorn on the ground, ah huh.
Made that turkey gain a pound. 

Turkey went a hunting,
And he did go, to a church front door.
Lots of rice on the ground, ah huh. 
Made that turkey plump and proud. 

Turkey went a hunting,
And he did go, to McDonald's laying low. 
Lots of french fries on the ground, ah huh.
Made that turkey fat and found.

Turkey went a fishing,
And he did go, to the Sound in a boat slow. 
Lots of fish bait to be found, ah huh.
Made that turkey sleek and sound. 

Turkey went a hunting,
And he did go, to the woods sneaking just so. 
Caught a drunken hunter hanging down, ah huh.
Pecked his eyes out, red and round. 

Cranberries, Gobble, gobble.  Yum-yum.  

Turkey goes a hunting.

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11/6/04