Turkey went a hunting,
And he did go, to a drive-in picture show.
Lots of popcorn on the ground, ah huh.
Made that turkey gain a pound.
Turkey went a hunting,
And he did go, to a church front door.
Lots of rice on the ground, ah huh.
Made that turkey plump and proud.
Turkey went a hunting,
And he did go, to McDonald's laying low.
Lots of french fries on the ground, ah huh.
Made that turkey fat and found.
Turkey went a fishing,
And he did go, to the Sound in a boat slow.
Lots of fish bait to be found, ah huh.
Made that turkey sleek and sound.
Turkey went a hunting,
And he did go, to the woods sneaking just so.
Caught a drunken hunter hanging down, ah huh.
Pecked his eyes out, red and round.
Cranberries, Gobble, gobble. Yum-yum.
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