Peekaboo, Doggie Do
Upsie, downsie, whoopsie, doo,
bowsie, wowsie, kiddally, coo.
Whoopsie, duptsie, diddley squat,
Catsie, antsie, pantsie, puddley,one.
Com'n let's play and have some fun,
Cowsie, lousy, poopsie, too,
I hate baby talk, don'tcha know?
But when I'm around sweet little you,
Whoopsie doo, I love you.
Internet image inspiring such nonsense.
For all you kiddies at heart out there.