My name is Itchybod Bane.
I ain't no superhero kind of man,
but like all them, I have a secret pain.
My itchy body is my claim to fame.
No sleep for me in Sleepy Hollow,
You'll see me scratching like a dog,
And you'd be right, because I did and do.
But some places are so damn hard to reach,
Ever have an itch that you just couldn't scratch?
Pills, ointments, salves and creams,
So every time you have an itch that bothers you a little,
Scratching Sloth Courtesy LittleAnimalGifs.Tumbir.com
I have chronic seborrheic skin irritation as a result of stress 3/23/17