I want to climb up those Hollywood Hills.
Up where the stars pay with celluloid bills.
Up where the stars party all night long.
Up where the stars are celebrated in song.
To snake up the serpentine roads to the top.
But I am a hillbilly with lots of cash.
You might say I've been there--done that.
The kingdom of stardom is waiting for me.
I am a gender bender of some renown.
So the hills are calling; hitchhiking there.
Hollyweird Album Cover © Poisen
I got this idea from a humorous Valentine's poem by La Belle. 2/17/17