Ear Duct Cleaning
Got a call from a sweet young thing the other day,
said that she would clean my ear ducts,
in my home, and do it right away.
She was in my neighborhood, so she say.
And said that she'd do it for next to nothin'.
Sos I said, "Come on over, I'm home all day.
I spruced up my underarms and brushed my gums,
Twarn't no time a'tall they was at my door.
Two men entered, one young and one old.
That young man listened to what the old man said;
The old man told me that he smelled mold and mildew,
He asked me if I had allergies, asthma and sinus bad?
See a doctor? I already had. Said it wasn't covered.
So I told him to go ahead to see if it would help my ears.
After sweepin' and blown' for nearly an hour,
Now these guys was startin' to get in my pocket,
So I shooed them out the door, to their surprise.
Proper Ear Cleaning Methods
An April Fool who falls for quack (duct pronounced duck) 3/28/17